How to Vanquish a Librarian
TIP! Vanquishing Librarians is most effective in non-book environments.
Repeat the following incantation three times “Your field is obsolete and you will be replaced with improved content and slicker GUI interfacia from Google.” This should be sufficient to destroy the non-technical librarian.
A geekier librarian may be resistant to this incantation and should simply be bludgeoned with the first volume of the OED or a similarly large reference book.
Go here for the full Uncyclopedia entry.
(thank you to my friend Jessica for today’s hilarity!)